An Apple A Day Makes Me Want To See A Doctor

I wanted to tell you about some of the other Frugies...good upright citizens like Squeezer, our sunny orange, and Tina Tomato, our hilariously conflicted friend who doesn't know if she's a fruit or a vegetable. Tina's in therapy and we'll get to some of her sessions but last night at the Philharmonic performance I told you that Adam Apple was recruiting for a secret mission to Tanzania. Adam is a patriot. He convinced six other Frugies to sign on to the mission and after the concert they boarded a plane at Frugie International. No one knows what they're up to. Adam said something about national security. He has no idea how ridiculous he looks in a parachute but there he was with a small unit of celery stalks taking off in the middle of the night on a chartered jet bound for Tanzania. Maybe we'll learn something on his return. Adam's always off on secret missions but the funny thing is that he CAN'T KEEP A SECRET! So he'll be back soon, blabbing about his exploits and expecting me to tell you all about them, which I will. I'll post Adam's picture tomorrow. It might blow his cover but I doubt anyone in Tanzania is reading blogs, let alone this one.